/ˈmɔɪ.tʃi.no/
noun. (probably)
1. A creative spiral served hot— with sarcasm, strategy, and zero beige advice.
2. A mildly chaotic digital brand for humans who feel too much and need survival manuals to make sense of it.
3. Not a coffee. Not a cult. But close.

Pronounced: moy–chee–no
→ “Moy” like joy, but tired. “-ccino” like cappuccino, but with more unresolved emotions.
Origin: Invented during burnout. Finished in a Google Doc.

Moyccino. Because healing tastes better with attitude.